White Collar

White Collar Quotes

Episode 14: "Pulling Strings"

Jones[to Diana]: Don't let Caffrey drag on your bling moment.
 • Rating: Unrated

Neal: Why do I get a feeling this is about me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Neal: You're loaning me to my ex-girlfriend?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sara: I'm in charge. He's my headache.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Keep an eye on Neal.
Diana: Sure, Dr. Huxtable.
 • Rating: Unrated

Neal [to Sara]: Honest women make me uncomfortable anyways.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mozzie: So how's it going with little miss repo?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Neal: You must be really desperate.
Peter: Like a caged animal.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mozzie: I am only doing this for Elizabeth.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 13: "Neighborhood Watch"

Peter [to Neal]: Agent Wesley didn't graduate from Quantico so that he could write your case reports.
 • Rating: Unrated

Mozzie [to Elizabeth]: Yes, definitely a PX227...or a Tony Award.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: And, from the looks of it, all's good in my 'hood.
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Mozzie: Careful, this neighborhood is rife with tetanus!
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Peter: I know the feeling. My wife recently used me as a patsy.
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Mozzie: See, there is something! Vindication is thine, Mrs. Suit.
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Elizabeth: Are you going to bow to the will of the establishment?
Mozzie: NO!...Yes....
 • Rating: Unrated

Elizabeth: Spousal immunity?
Neal: You made that up.
Peter: Yes, she has spousal immunity.
 • Rating: Unrated

Episode 12: "Upper West Sider"

Neal: Did Hogwarts schedule a field trip?
Peter: It appears so...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: Very talented, but impulsive. His moves seem to land him in trouble.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Peter: I said sit on a bench, not reenact Dead Poet's Society.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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