Carrie: You have no right to do this, you can't just come back into my life and fuck it all up.
Mr. Big: Well, I think there are two people doing the fucking here Carrie.

Carrie: Do you know what your problem is? You want it all, you want me the girl you screw, and the girl you go home to, her.
Big: That's bull shit, I just want you.

Carrie; I have to go.
Big: Hey, Carrie, thanks for being here. I'll call you.
Carrie: For what? We're so over, we need a new word for over.

Big: I can't believe you're leaving me alone with a horse and buggy.
Carrie: Thanks for the ride Prince Charming.
Big: Anytime.

(Carrie calls Mr. Big because she's lonely)
Mr. Big: Is this who I think it is?
Carrie: Who do you think it is?
Mr. Big: Princess Grace of Monaco.
Carrie: She's dead.
Mr. Big: So you can imagine my surprise.