Popular Nate Archibald Quotes
Mr. Archibald: Wow! Clearly I missed something while I was away. A little advice, fellas: You've been friends a long time. Whoever she is, she's not worth it.
Chuck: I couldn't agree more.
Nate: That's the problem.
Katherine: Well Nathaniel, you have a choice. Either under the bed or out the window.
Nate: Your husband? I thought he wasn't going to home until next week!
Katherine: Seems he's home early.
Katherine: Why did you kiss Serena?
Nate: You said we were through!
Katherine: I can't believe you would try to make me jealous in front of my husband and our friends.
Nate: [pause] Did it work?
Katherine: Completely.
Nate: She knows ... that I'm seeing someone... that I'm not ready to introduce to everyone yet.
Katherine: [slams him against the seat]
Nate: ... Or ever?
Nate: No offense, but don't you think you're a little outmatched?
Chuck: At squash? I've been playing my father since 8th grade, how good can Marcus be?
Nate: No, I mean as a guy. Blair wants to be a princess and your greatest achievement is owning PART of a burlesque club.
Chuck: Which is why I have to get to know him. No one is that perfect. Once I get him outta the way, I'll have a clear shot with Blair.
Nate: You know it's love when you start talking like an assassin.
Chuck: I think you're jealous of my new best friend!
Nate: They're obviously just trying to scare us to get me to rat out my Dad.
Vanessa: You do know where he is, right?
Nate: Yeah but... I couldn't. Not even after what he's done.
Vanessa: Just had to put it out there... But I promise if worse comes to worse, my sister and I can give your mom pointers on how to do more with less.
Nate: [laughs]
Catherine: Ralph Lauren adores you.
Nate: Did you hear what I just said?
Catherine: I did. What happened to the money I gave you?
Nate: It's gone, but I can repay you back as soon as our accounts are unfrozen.
Catherine: Which won't be until your father returns from... where was it? Dominica?
Nate: I told you that in confidence!
Catherine: You told me that in bed.
[to Vanessa] When you called the other day, it was like... I could breathe again.
Vanessa: I don't believe this. I kept telling myself you were different than Blair and all the others, but you're just as bad!
Nate: It's not that simple, okay?
Vanessa: Are you sleeping with that woman?
Nate: Yes.
Vanessa: Is that the reason you keep canceling on me?
Nate: Yes, but...
Vanessa: No, Nate, there are no buts. You lied to me and you're sleeping with some Mrs. Robinson. And while on the Upper East Side that might be totally normal, I didn't sign up for some love triangle with you and somebody's mom!
Nate: Vanessa? I couldn't find her. Vanessa?!
Catherine: [turns on lights] Your friend had to leave. Was there something you wanted to tell me?
Vanessa: Nate? What are you doing here?
Nate: You haven't returned my phone calls.
Vanessa: I've ... been busy.
Nate: You're back now.
Serena: I didn't come back for you.
