Haley: Just read the book and forget about professor what's-his-face.
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Cellerman
Haley: Who?
Nathan: Okay I'll read the book.

Nathan: This is so A Christmas Story. Back in the car, Ralphie.
Haley: Sorry.

Nathan: Now that basketball is over, I just keep asking myself this same question, over and over...will I ever be great at anything again?
Haley: You'll find it.

Random dude: I bet you'd give anything to be playing tonight.
Nathan: Actually, not really. Happy Halloween.

Julian: Besides hat glove belongs on the hand of someone who loves the game. Me, I used to stand out in right field and chase butterflies. Trust me, the glove respects what I'm doing here.
Nathan: I'm sure it does. Probably doesn't respect that you brought it here in a purse though.
Julian: That's a man bag.

Better be careful Mouth. Last time you helped me, you got fired and now you're sitting out here at the River Court looking kinda creepy and stalker-ish.

Nathan: I'm not strong enough Haley.
Haley: Yes you are. And when you're not, you have me.

Nathan: You're a good man Jamie Scott.
Jamie: So are you dad.

Haley: You said the basketball hoop was like my uterus?
Nathan: He caught me totally off guard. He was like a ninja...Like a three foot tall, where do babies come from, ninja.

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