Neal Caffrey Quotes (Page 17)
Season 1, Episode 2: "Threads"
Neal: Sex games gone wrong? (Referring to the murder of Dmitri)
• Rating: Unrated
Neal: No Peter, menacing - you look like a person whose kid just struck out.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Neal: (Looking at the scantily-clad FBI agent) So where do you keep your gun?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Neal: I thought you were a model -
FBI Lady: And I thought you were one of the smart ones.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Neal: 64 and counting -
Peter: Why is it that when Neal Caffery throws a party 64 models show up?
Neal: No wait 65 - what? They were twins!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Neal: There's nothing wrong with enjoying the good things in life Peter.
Peter: (looking around at the FBI confiscation room) But, then why does all the stuff end up here?
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot"
Peter: Did you just lie to the priest?
Neal: Do you think Dianne is attractive?
Peter: Yeah
Neal: Then we're good.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Neal: Did you really put Elizabeth under surveillance before you asked her out? Peter, I underestimated you.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Neal: How did you get in here?
Mozzie: I used this (showing his fist)- I knocked.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Neal: Ahh..harmless flirting, it is like a dance.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
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