I hope you didn't bring me here to complain about how unfair life is.

Nick: Meisner's dead.
Renard [nonchalant]: Really? How'd that happen?
Nick: A *coward* shot him.

Nick: Where's my son?!
Renard: He's safe.
Nick: You're not.
Renard: Neither are you. But we still need to talk.

Nick [about the Magic Stick]: So, does it prove God exists?
Trubel [alarmed]: Damn, that's kinda big!

Renard: Nick, sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to let them go.
Nick: And sometimes the only way to protect the ones you love is to kill the people who threaten them!

Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

I lost my mom when I was 12. And I got her back, and lost her again. I would never do that to Kelly.

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Nick: Let's talk to the M.E., see if she's ever seen anything like this before. [smash cut to the morgue]
Medical Examiner: I've never seen anything like this before.

Rosalee [on Eve having sex while disguised as Renard]: Well. I wonder what that was like.
Nick: ...I didn't... ask...

Hank: But the Devil gets thrown out again and again and keeps coming back for more?
Nick: It *does* make you wonder about Satan's schedule.
Hank: If Satan *has* teamed up with Dwight, then I think the Devil should be getting top billing, and *he's* not even on the poster.

Adalind [about Eve]: That was creepy. Is that how she is now?
Nick: Yeah, she talks about as much as Kelly.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.


Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?