Wu: Thanks for coming.
Nick: We couldn't think of a way to get out of it.
Hank: That's why we brought chocolate and flowers.
Wu: Well, where are they?
Nick: Oh, we didn't bring them for *you*.
Hank: It's *our* reward for coming here!

I lost my mom when I was 12. And I got her back, and lost her again. I would never do that to Kelly.

Nick: Portland can survive one day without you!
Wu: What if it doesn't?
Hank: Then we'll know who to blame!

Nick: Let's talk to the M.E., see if she's ever seen anything like this before. [smash cut to the morgue]
Medical Examiner: I've never seen anything like this before.

Rosalee [on Eve having sex while disguised as Renard]: Well. I wonder what that was like.
Nick: ...I didn't... ask...

Hank: But the Devil gets thrown out again and again and keeps coming back for more?
Nick: It *does* make you wonder about Satan's schedule.
Hank: If Satan *has* teamed up with Dwight, then I think the Devil should be getting top billing, and *he's* not even on the poster.

Adalind [about Eve]: That was creepy. Is that how she is now?
Nick: Yeah, she talks about as much as Kelly.

Nick [to baby Kelly]: Can you say 'Daddy'? Can you say 'Mama'? Can you say 'Grimm'?
Adalind: He's a little young for that last one!

Nick: What if we're right?
Renard: They you'll be dealing with a raving lycanthrope locked in a jail cell.

Hank: Doyle definitely wasn't lying about there being an attack.
Nick: Yeah. But who attacked whom?

If they're looking for a Grimm, the last place they'll expect to find him is next to a Blutbaden in the middle of the Black Forest.

Nick: I don't think we're looking for eyeglasses.
Monroe: That's good, because I can never find mine.

Grimm Quotes

Come on let's have a brew. And, by the way, you're paying for that window.

Eddy

Why can't you look at her ass like the rest of us?

Hank