Nicki: He's been so happy! And he saw me in the car and pretended he didn't see me. And then he gave us flowers to throw me off the trail. I mean, don't you see? Do you see it?
Wanda: You don't think he's...?
Nicki: He is, yes! He is seeing a fourth wife. This is exactly what he did when he got interested in Margene. Honestly, I knew even before I knew, you know?
Wanda: It's so easy to see through them. They're kind of cute that way

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[Bill sneaks into Margie's bed]
Margie: Where's Nicki?
Bill: What??
Margie: It's Nicki's night. You gotta go.
[Bill sneaks into Nicki's bedroom]
Nicki: Honey, what are you doing here?
Bill: It's our night!
Nicki: It was. Didn't you get my message? See the Post-It?
Bill: Post-It?
Nicki: I traded with Barb

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Bill [about the guest list]: Are you crazy!? How many people?
Nicki: Just immediate family! ... 153

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