Paulie Walnuts Quotes
Season 2, Episode 10: "Bust Out"
Tony: If I'm going to lam it, I'm going with a f**king package. I'm not going to be like f**king Mickey Mazucco. The poor prick only had five minutes to run. He ended up in some rat infested motel down in Elvis country.
Furio: What is that?
Paulie: Anywhere there are no Jews or Italians.
Furio: I don't get it.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 9: "From Where to Eternity"
Paulie: You didn't go to hell. You went to purgatory, my friend.
Christopher: I forgot about purgatory.
Paulie: Purgatory--a little detour on the way to paradise.
Christopher: How long do you think we've got to stay there?
Paulie: That's different for everybody. You add up all your mortal sins and multiply that number by 50. Then you add up all your venial sins and multiply that by 25. You add that together and that's your sentence. I figure I'm gonna have to do 6,000 years before I get accepted into heaven and 6,000 years is nothin' in eternity terms. I can do that standing on my head. It's like a couple of days here.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Paulie: There's no denying it, I'm dragging a bunch of f**king ghouls around with me and Mikey is their f**king ringleader.
Tony: Paulie, think about it. You whacked a bunch of heavy hitters in your time. Do you think they're going to join together and follow that prick Mikey?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 5: "Big Girls Don't Cry"
Christopher: (on seeing Furio) What the f**k! Is he on vacation?
Paulie: Yeah, he saw a travel poster for sunny New Jersey.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 4: "Commendatori"
Paulie: (on Don Vittorio) Ton', you give this guy a golf club he might try to f**k it.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Season 1, Episode 13: "I Dream of Jeannie Cusamano"
Paulie: The Skip seeing a psychiatrist, how does that sit with your ass?
Silvio: I usually do sit with my ass. Why don't you sit with yours?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 12: "Isabella"
Paulie: (to Meadow) It'll take more than the Jamaican bobsled team with cap guns to stop your old man.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 11: "Nobody Knows Anything"
Tony: Listen I want you to keep your eye on Pussy. There's something wrong with him. He's not himself.
Christopher: You're tellin' me. You know he hasn't even done his rounds in a week. He's startin' to look like an easy mark.
Paulie: I told him, someone owes you money, even if you gotta crawl, you get it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 10: "A Hit is a Hit"
Paulie: This is all a message to your friends. Stay away from port Newark. Don't even drive out to Jersey. Not even on Sundays.
Valdez: I'll tell them.
Paulie: They've been told. Twice. Now I'll tell 'em.
(shoots Juan)
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 8: "The Legend of Tennessee Moltisanti"
Christopher: (frustrated by his lack of progress writing a screenplay) Bought a scriptwriting program and everything.
Paulie: My advice? Put that thing down awhile. We go get our joints copped, the words will come blowin' out your ass.
• Rating: Unrated
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