Peyton Sawyer Quotes
Mr. Turner: Miss Sawyer, you know we have a policy regarding wardrobe that's offensive or profane.
Peyton: [points to her locker] Does that policy extend to lockers, 'cuz you haven't removed that yet have you?
Mr. Turner: You know the drill: go to the office and change or be sent home.
Peyton: Ok, Mr. Turner, have you ever heard of Victor Jara? No? Um... he was this musician, right, and he fought injustice with his songs and when they broke his hands and when they taunted him, he just sang even louder.
Mr. Turner: Look, Peyton, oppression's not exactly a mystery to me, ok? I feel your pain.
Peyton: No... no you don't. Ok, I'm sorry, but you don't know anything about my pain!
Anna: First they put away the dealers,keep our kids safe and off the street. Then they put away the prostitutes, keep married men cloistered at home. Then they shooed away the bums, then they beat and bashed the queers, turned away asylum-seekers, fed us suspicions and fears. We didn't raise our voice, we didn't make a fuss. It's funny there was no one left to notice when they came for us.
Peyton: Anna, it's not about who I am, okay. It's about who they are. They are people who hate, and they divide, and they feed off of people who don't fight back. Yeah I could laugh this off, but what about the girl who can't? Who's gonna help her? Silence only makes them stronger.
Anna: Why are you picking on Haley? She's throwing us a slumber party.
Brooke: Actually, she was throwing us a slumber party. You just butted in!
Peyton: Brooke, leave her alone!
Brooke: Why?
Haley: [to Peyton] What are you gonna do? Snort her? Listen, I didn't throw this slumber party for you. You threw it for yourself and you know it!
Brooke: Well, at least I didn't lie to my husband, about hanging out with Chris.
Peyton: Whoah!
Haley: Brooke...well, Peyton did cocaine with that Rick-guy.
Peyton: Haley!
Brooke: What!
Peyton: You had sex in her bed.
Anna: Okay...
Brooke: What is wrong with you! Crack-whore!
Peyton: Slut!
Brooke: Liar.
Peyton: Okay. Wait, what white lie?
Haley: Nothing.
Brooke: Haley lied to Nathan!
Haley: Not exactly.
Brooke: Yes you did.
Peyton: About what?
Haley: Nothing.
Peyton: Haley.
Haley: [To Peyton] You know what? If we're talking about bad behavior, you might wanna sit this on out.
Peyton: What is that supposed to mean?
Haley: It's supposed to mean that Peyton's the one you should be looking at, not me.
Brooke: Why? She's not the one acting like a perfect little Stepford wife.
Brooke: This means that I would actually have to study to get into college.
Peyton: Oh my god, the horror!
Peyton: You know, it's real punk to be up at 7 am doing inventory.
Chris: I never went to sleep.
Peyton: Huh. Well, I guess those that can't do, sell records. You insult all your customers this way?
Chris: Well, since we're not really open, you're not really a customer.
Peyton: Whatever, I'm going to school.
Chris: Don't forget your 'Get Up Kids' lunch box.
Chris: Sorry, we're closed.
Peyton: Yeah, I know. I was just wondering if I could post this flyer on your board. I'm auditioning bands for a local talent night.
Chris: All ages night? Tell you what, you can post it if you take your shirt off.
Peyton: Excuse me?
Chris: Emo's crap. [Peyton's t-shirt says 'Finding Emo']. Gives punk a bad name.
Peyton: You think?
Chris: I do.
Haley: I told you; I got dressed, I threw up at my parent's house, brushed, flossed and went to the beach.
Peyton: Ok, hard image to forget. Uh, but, I meant more like, uh, I don't know; how your heart got there. Marriage is big. I don't know how you trust somebody for your whole life. I can't even date somebody with that escape hatch.
Haley: I don't know if it was so much about trusting Nathan, which I do, it was more about trusting myself.
Brooke: You know how everybody has their elevator list?
Skills: What?
Brooke: Your elevator list! Come on! The list of people you're allowed to have sex with if you're ever stuck in an elevator with them.
Skills: "Halle Berry."
Fergie: "Beyoncé."
Peyton: "Jack Black."
Mouth: Brooke Davis.
Peyton: What is that?
Brooke: This, Missy blond girl, is the Brooke Davis version of 'Spin the Bottle'. Only now, it's 'Spin the Body'. Watch. OK, you two have to make out. And last but not least; we have 'Five Minutes in the Elevator'.
Lucas: Isn't it 'Five Minutes in the Closet'?
Brooke: Yeah, if you're in junior high.
Peyton: Brooke, what are you up to?
Brooke: You've been on my dad's boat before.
Peyton: Yeah! With you and your dad!
Brooke: Details! It's like driving a car but into water, without a speed limit.
Peyton: Brooke?
Brooke: Peyton, Look at us, Look at this day, We are practically a beer commercial. It would be wrong not to take it. So let's go. Hop on, best friend.
