Rachel Berry Quotes
Season 3, Episode 9: "Extraordinary Merry Christmas"
Rachel: You gave me a dead pig for Christmas.
Finn: It's not dead yet. You gotta get it fat first.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: Where's my bling?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Finn: All I want for Christmas is you.
Rachel: All I want for Christmas is you, too. And five things on that list.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 8: "Hold on to Sixteen"
Rachel: We're kind of friends huh?
Quinn: Kind of.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 7: "I Kissed a Girl"
Kurt: I'm gonna lose unless I pull a JFK.
Rachel: You're gonna shoot Brittany?!?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: I haven't been this worried about a vote since Lambert versus Allen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 6: "Mash Off"
Rachel: Vote Hummel for McKinley, vote for Kurt.
• Rating: Unrated
Rachel: I just really want to be your friend again.
Kurt: Well maybe you should have thought of that before you walked all over me on your borderline sociopathic climb to the top.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 5: "The First Time"
Rachel: Your dreams are not dead. You've just grown out of them.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rachel: Even a People's Choice would have gotten you to third.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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