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That was seriously the worst audition ever.

You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.

What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!

It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!

Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.

I think I saw a squirrel come out of the back of your hair.

I was like some heroine from a lost Tennessee Williams play.

It’s’s really hard being a star.

Rachel: Okay, you know what, Kurt? You've become boring. You go to class, and then you come home, and you eat all this food and watch your stories, and you Skype with Blaine, and it's not even sexy Skyping. I know this because you just go to sleep. Same thing every day.
Kurt: I change up my afternoon smoothie occasionally.

I've kind of been going through hell the past month and I just needed something to snap out of it.

Rachel: As your best friend and your biggest fan, what I love the most about you is that you don't try to do or be what anyone else is doing, okay? You make your own path.
Kurt: It's so hard sometimes.

He was my person.

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I just want somebody to love me.