Rachel Berry Quotes
Rachel: I'm just scared. I haven't been this scared in my whole life. You know, when I was in high school and I had all these big Broadway dreams, I just got used to everyone laughing at me and I figured one day I would make it and I would show them that I'm not a joke anymore. And then I did and it all fell apart and I realized that there is a whole different kind of lauging that is way worse. So...I can't. I can't fail again.
Mercedes: Rachel, we're all going to fail again and again...the hardest part is just getting up, shaking it off, and getting on with it. Let me tell you this, when you sing? Nobody's laughing.
Rachel: I was so intent on being a Broadway star that I never even learned her name. Any of their names. There was Puck's brother, cross-dressing Mercedes, and the one with the fat mom, and and Rayder.
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Rachel: I'm actually not a beginner. My dads put me in lessons when I was four and I got bored so I quit.
Blaine: Huh! That's so unlike you.
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Sam: What do you do in your free time?
Rachel: Hmmm...besides cry?
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Rachel: I heard him. At least I think it's a him.
Kurt: Oh, let's not label or judge.
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Rachel: You really don't want my notes. I won gold medal at the Loser Olympics.
Blaine: You can flame out as much as you want on national TV, but you're still Rachel Berry, and you are a show choir genius.
All I've ever wanted is to come home and have everyone know my name and now they do.
That was seriously the worst audition ever.
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You’re wrong and I’m going to prove it to you. I don’t need NYADA anymore.
What, I’m texting my publicist...That was a joke!
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It’s a towncar, not a limousine. A towncar!
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Are those meyer lemons? I can’t have that.
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You know, the New York Times said, um, half the increase in support of gay marriage is due to generational turnover. That's what smart people call 'crazy, uptight bitches dying.' You guys lost, okay? And honestly the rest of us are just going about our business being normal and waiting for you not to be around, and not because you can stop us from getting married, but because you're kind of annoying.Brittany
I just want somebody to love me.Quinn
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