Dan: A little insensitive, isn't it?
Rachel: Not as insensitive as murdering your brother.

We can reach out to the disenfranchised... or something.

I came here last night to take a walk down bad memory lane.

I used to want you to be my daddy... now I'm your mommy!

Brooke: Rachel, what happened to you?
Rachel: Life, I guess.

Rachel: (flicks Haley in the back of the head)
Haley: Oww!
Rachel: That was for soaking me at the last party. The bitch slap I deserved.
Haley: (throws drink on Rachel) That was for flicking me in the back of the head.
Rachel: I'm gonna miss this.

Random Boy: Name?
Brooke: Brooke Davis.
Random Boy: I'm Sorry. I've got strict orders not to admit Brooke Davis.
Brooke: Excuse me? Whose stupid party is this anyway?
Rachel: It's mine, bitch. And your fat ass isn't invited.
Brooke: Ahh! Oh my god!

Rachel: You know I lied to you when I told you my flight was late. The truth is that I just wasn't ready to get on it.
Mouth: Why not?
Rachel: Because I wanted us to have our last dance.
Mouth: Let's have it.
Rachel: You're gonna break a lot of hearts Mouth McFadden.

Rachel: Quit talking about Shelly.
Mouth: Yeah, I know. I'm boring you.
Rachel: No, you're making me jealous.

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