Ray Gillette Quotes
Season 3, Episode 5: "El Contador"
Ray: You're taking me out of the field?
Malory: Well unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart...
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Malory: Especially since this one went and got himself paralyzed
Ray: Yeah, that's me, mr. selfish
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 4: "The Man From Jupiter"
Lana: Don't take this the wrong way, but i'm trying to figure out how you're going to be an effective field agent.
Ray: Interesting coming from a woman.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Heart of Archness: Part I"
Pam: What a hunk
Cheryl: Total sploosh.
Lana: Yeah, gotta give him a sploosh.
Gillette: And whatever my equivalent of sploosh. Which I guess is just sploosh. Only with semen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 13: "Double Trouble"
Lana: Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.
Malory: All ashore from the S.S. Date Rape.
Ray: Toot, Toot!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 12: "White Nights"
Malory: Ray, get your purse and take some midol, you're going back for him.
Ray: According to these notes from my doctor, a radiologist and my new neurologist I am doing no such thing.
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 11: "Jeu Monegasque"
Malory: And if that's my pantsuit you're stretching out I'll have your guts for garters.
Gillette: You NEED some garters.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Gillette: Oh, rocket launchers. My car is slowing down for no apparent reason. Just must be out of... carburetor
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Gillette: He's like a thousand.
Lana: You won't be having sex with him.
Gillette: Well, wait, he is a Duke.
Lana: No means no.
• Rating: Unrated
Archer: I have a plan that doesn't involve you stealing my toiletries.
Gillette: You're not using them.
Archer: Yes, I am
Gillette: Go look at your pores and then tell me you're using them
• Rating: Unrated
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