Ray Gillette Quotes
Season 4, Episode 7: "Live and Let Dine"
Ray: Should you be smoking in here?
Lance: Should you be flaming in here? Boom, bumper.
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Season 4, Episode 6: "Once Bitten"
Ray: Are you constantly aware you have regular leg bones?
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Season 4, Episode 3: "Legs"
Krieger: Do you ever want to walk again?
Gillette: No, because this way I never have to buy new shoes.
Krieger: Yeah, but is that worth it?
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Gillette: Yes, I piss and s**t in a bag.
Krieger: Me too!
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Ray: Blow me.
Sterling: Why? You couldn't feel it.
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Ray: Now it requires literal leg work, Ray. Like walking and maybe running. But hopefully not running because I'll be in brand new shoes.
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Season 4, Episode 1: "Fugue and Riffs"
Malory: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap.
Ray: I didn't know they made sushi with dried clams.
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Ray: To reiterate, I am paralyzed!
Cyril: Well, join a support group.
Malory: For who? Crippled gay hillbilly spies? There's a niche.
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Archer: Did you just say Gay G B?
Cyril: Aww...do you think it's the mustache?
Ray: It's not helping.
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Ray: Ooh! Here's an idea. Why don't you just saw your God damned head off?
Cyril: Geez. What's up your butt?
Ray: Nothing is up my butt, Cyril. Oh, or maybe there is. I wouldn't know because I'm paralyzed from the waist down and it's Archer's fault!
Krieger: Uh, gettin' some mileage out of that, huh?
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