Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.

Rita: Can I see her?
Dexter: She's peeing. With Anton.

Dexter: God, you're on fire lately.
Rita: Are you complaining?
Dexter: Complying.

The most disturbing thing about you lying is that I'm beginning to see how good you are at it.

Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.

Rita: (referring to the Bay Harbor Butcher) You know, I hope they catch him today, and I'm not a violent person, but I hope they hurt him. (turns to kiss Dexter) Have a good day.
Dexter: (voice over) Make up your mind.

I can't help it, I kill things.

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?

Rita Bennett: I got your message. How's Debra?
Dexter Morgan: Hmm, she has all her limbs.
Rita Bennett: Thank God she is alive. That poor thing must be a mess, falling for a serial killer.
Dexter Morgan: What are the odds?

Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.

Rita: Sure you're okay? You look a little pale.
Dexter: Hospitals. They give me the creeps.

You can conquer whatever darkness is in you.

Dexter Quotes

Deb: (excitedly) A baby? a motherfucking rolly-poly, chubby cheeked shit machine? Are you kidding me?
Dexter: I've never heard it described in quite those words before, but yeah.

Don't be sorry your darkness is gone. I'll carry if for you - always. I'll keep it with mine,

Dexter [to Lumen]