Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.

Rita: Can I see her?
Dexter: She's peeing. With Anton.

Dexter: God, you're on fire lately.
Rita: Are you complaining?
Dexter: Complying.

The most disturbing thing about you lying is that I'm beginning to see how good you are at it.

Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.

Rita: (referring to the Bay Harbor Butcher) You know, I hope they catch him today, and I'm not a violent person, but I hope they hurt him. (turns to kiss Dexter) Have a good day.
Dexter: (voice over) Make up your mind.

I can't help it, I kill things.

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?

Rita Bennett: I got your message. How's Debra?
Dexter Morgan: Hmm, she has all her limbs.
Rita Bennett: Thank God she is alive. That poor thing must be a mess, falling for a serial killer.
Dexter Morgan: What are the odds?

Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.

Rita: Sure you're okay? You look a little pale.
Dexter: Hospitals. They give me the creeps.

You can conquer whatever darkness is in you.

Dexter Quotes

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

Dexter Morgan

Dexter: Who am I right now: Dexter Morgan serial killer or Dexter Morgan brother?