Rita: When he does talk to me, it's all lies, all the time.
Dexter: Not... all the time.

Rita: Can I see her?
Dexter: She's peeing. With Anton.

Dexter: God, you're on fire lately.
Rita: Are you complaining?
Dexter: Complying.

The most disturbing thing about you lying is that I'm beginning to see how good you are at it.

Dexter: He lost two brothers, he doesn't know who to blame.
Rita: Certainly not you.
Dexter: (voice over) No, certainly not me.

Rita: (referring to the Bay Harbor Butcher) You know, I hope they catch him today, and I'm not a violent person, but I hope they hurt him. (turns to kiss Dexter) Have a good day.
Dexter: (voice over) Make up your mind.

I can't help it, I kill things.

Rita: A bread maker?
Dexter: We're always running out of bread.
Rita: We're always running out of milk, too. Did you get me a cow, too?

Rita Bennett: I got your message. How's Debra?
Dexter Morgan: Hmm, she has all her limbs.
Rita Bennett: Thank God she is alive. That poor thing must be a mess, falling for a serial killer.
Dexter Morgan: What are the odds?

Rita: Baby is down. Know what that means?
Dexter: Sleep.
Rita: Sex.

Rita: Sure you're okay? You look a little pale.
Dexter: Hospitals. They give me the creeps.

You can conquer whatever darkness is in you.

Dexter Quotes

Tonight's the night. And it's going to happen again, and again. It has to happen. Nice night.

Dexter Morgan

[narrated, in reference to Doakes] My devil danced with his demon and the fiddler's tune is far from over.

Dexter Morgan