Rory Gilmore Quotes
Rory: And we get to wear uniforms. No more having people check you out to see what jeans you're wearing 'cause everyone's dressed alike in boring clothes and just there to learn.
Lane: Okay, there's academic-minded and then there's Amish.
Lorelai: Oh. Oh, I forgot to tell you, we're having dinner with your grandparents tomorrow night.
Rory: We are?
Lorelai: Mmhmm.
Rory: But it's September.
Lorelai: So?
Rory: So what holiday's in September?
Lorelai: Look, it's not a holiday thing. It's just dinner, okay?
Rory: Fine, sorry.
Lorelai: Rory. You've always been the sensible one in this house, huh? I need you to remember that feeling now. You will kick your own butt later if you blow this.
Rory: Well, it's my butt.
Lorelai: Good comeback.
Rory: Thank you.
Lane: So I told my mom you're changing schools.
Rory: Was she thrilled?
Lane: The party's on Friday.
Lane: The party's on Friday. I gotta go. I have to have a pre-hayride cup of tea with a future doctor. How do I look? Korean?
Rory: Spitting image.
Lane: Good. Bye.
Rory: Sookie, I'm going to Chilton!
(Rory and Sookie hug.)
Sookie: I'll make cookies. Protestants love oatmeal.
Rory: I have to call Lane.
(Rory starts to leave but turns to hug Lorelai again.)
Rory: I love you.
Lorelai: I love you.
(Rory rushes out.)
Lorelai: My girl's going to Chilton.
Lorelai: (speaking to Luke) Wow, you look nice. Really nice.
Luke: I had a meeting earlier at the bank. They like collars. You look nice, too.
Lorelai: I had a flagellation to go to.
Luke: So, what'll you have?
Lorelai: Coffee, in a vat.
Rory: I'll have coffee also. And chili fries.
Luke: That's quite a refined palate you got there.
(Luke walks to the counter)
Lorelai: (to Rory) Behold the healing powers of a bath.
