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Pamela: Marilyn is having an affair, and you waited until now to tell me?
Roxy: Well, excuse me, but I worked until midnight last night.
Pamela: Well, my phone works twenty-four hours a day! And so does my front door!

It's hotter than the hinges on the gates of Hell.

"Well, if I didn't just serve up toe jam on an idiot cracker."

"Girl nearly stripped her clutch when she saw me."

"You being out this morning is five shades of stupid."

"Maybe you're realizing that when we got married, you didn't know me from Adam's housecat."

"You are bringing the sexy, by the way."

"My favorite designer is the Goodwill."

"I'm so attracted to him, I ovulate like a slot machine."

Roxy: "She's had so many names — my pink sea, mound of Venus, Shirley — but now I'm going with RCan: Rattlesnake Canyon."

Roxy: "Two words: e-nough!

Roxy: So, are ya asking me?
Trevor: Yeah.
Roxy: So ask me!
Trevor: Will you marry me?

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