Popular Sam Axe Quotes
Sam: I need your wallet, some scissors, and a glass.
Barry: What's the glass for?
Sam: We don't waste beer in my family.
Barry: Hey! How long is it going to take to get this boomstick thing ready?
Sam: A minute.
Barry: I don't think we have a minute. They're coming.
Barry: Yeah, you got one man. One is down.
Sam: yeah, now there's only 3 people trying to kill us.
Sam: Don't sweat it. We'll work together like Butch and Sundance, right kid?
Evan: Who's that?
Sam: [blank stare]
Jesse: In one minute the power to those cameras goes out. You two are doing the 100 yard dash. Stretch out those hammys.
Evan: We gotta pull over.
Sam: You stop this truck. I'll shoot you myself.
That's why I brought this. Meet my friend. El Oyo Del Diablo. I meet him when I was chasing Noriega around Panama. Now we have a tradition in the villages down there. When there's as fight, both sides lock themselves in a room and they drink this until they're bonkers. It helps them move right past their differences. You two are going to spend some quality time together. Nobody is leaving until every drop is gone.
Fiona: I think Rebecca found your tracker. Nice try Sam.
Sam: I put that fricking thing in her boot heel. How the hell did find it?
Michael: Because she's good.
Sam: Hey, look who's not in jail.
Pearce: Well, I just got an ear full from Langley about your little stunt. What the hell were you thinking threatening an FBI agent like that?
Michael: I didn't threatening him. I asked him questions with a gun in my hand. A gun I have the right to legally carry.
Michael: Do you think your girlfriend can loan me some items to look the part?
Sam: I hate this plan already.
Come on, I need a beer before I try to pick this needle out of a haystack.
Sam: You going to stay on the plane this time?
Tyler: Just get me out of Panama.
Michael: If I can take out the guard
Sam: Wait, whoa.
Michael: I'm not going to kill him Sam
Sam: You sure about that, last time I let you out of my sight..
Michael: I can get us out of here. You can either kick my ass or you can hear my plan. But you can't do both.
