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Teen-wolf

Ya know anabolic steroids are illegal in the United States. You got an awful lot of facial hair for a teenager. Seriously. What are you on?

Stiles

Scott: What are you smiling about?
Derek: You're gonna be good at this.

Sheriff Stilinski: I want you to be honest with me. Totally and completely honest. Have you been time traveling?
Stiles: Hang on, what?
Sheriff: Because if time traveling is real, I'm done, I'm out. You're going to be driving me to Eichen House.
Scott: We found him like that.
Sheriff: Where? Swimming in the fountain of youth?!
Stiles: No. We found him buried in a tomb of wolfsbane in an Azetec temple in Mexico underneath a church in the middle of a town that was destroyed by an earthquake.

I hate ninjas.

Aidan

Scott: How the hell are we in this place?
Kira: You're asking me? A year ago I never even touched a sword!

Stiles: I know what you're all thinking. That if this works it might kill me too. But even if it does, you have to go through with it. Stick with the plan.
Scott: The plan is to save you. That's the plan I'm going with.

Scott: I can't take your pain.
Allison: That's because it doesn't hurt.

Scott: What now?
Lydia: I don't know. This is my first time inside of someone else's head.

Scott: Can you call them off?
Noshiko: When you hear the rest of the story you won't want me to.

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