Serena van der Woodsen Quotes
Serena: What was Dan's big surprise?
Blair: It was more of an ambush. He got into this writing program in Rome and he wants me to go with him the entire summer.
Serena: How dare he! Blair, that's amazing.
Blair: I told him I had to check my calendar to buy some time to think.
Serena: What's there to think about? Rome for the summer sounds like a dream.
Blair: Not for Romans. The whole place will be crawling with Americans.
Serena: And you can be two of them.
Blair: But it's a big decision. And spending last summer at Louis' side I was hoping to do my own thing.
Serena: So your indecision has nothing to do with Chuck?
Blair: Absolutely not. My concern for him at this time is about something entirely unrelated.
Serena: Which you can't tell me about. B, I hate being out of the loop.
Blair: I'm with Chuck.
Serena: B.
Blair: No it's not like that. He needs me. He's going through an extremely difficult time right now.
Serena: Yeah, of course he is. Especially if it means taking you away from Dan to be with him. And you just told me Dan is having trust issues.
Blair: I know, but this is life or death.
Serena: When Georgina left town she gave me her laptop and it had a direct link to the Gossip Girl server, passwords, the software, everything.
Blair: S, you had me at Georgina, but I can't believe it. Why didn't you tell me?
Serena: I don't know. I felt like it was something I had to keep secret from everyone. I mean, my best friend even. I know it was wrong and I'm so sorry.
Blair: I mean I could have helped. Sealing fates, forging destinies. Like an imperious Greek goddess. Imposing her will on the guileless masses. But I was wondering why Gossip Girl was being so nice to me lately. And a little off her game. No offense.
Serena: So you're not mad?
Blair: I am furious with you! For not sharing your good fortune and omnipotence. But right now I have to go replace my mother's La Mer before she returns from Paris and discovers I've used it all.
Blair: I mean the most important thing in a relationship is trust. After sex. And hygiene. And earning potential. Wait. What did you think I was going to say?
Serena: Ah... I mean, it's not important. Nowhere near as important as Dan and Italy and his trust issues. We should get coffee and you should tell me more about it.
Blair: Wait. Okay, using a very generous grading curve and rounding up—because I like your outfit—that lie was a C+ at best. What is going on?
Serena: Something I've been wanting to talk to you about for awhile now. I've been posting on Gossip Girl as Gossip Girl. For a couple of months now.
Blair: Guess what I found out this morning?
Serena: B, I know what you're going to say. But first I really want to tell you—
Blair: Dan turned down the opportunity to spend the summer in Rome with the world's literary luminaries. And do you know why? Because he's scared of leaving me here with Chuck. Can you believe it?
Serena: Sort of.
Serena: I'm sorry for how it happened, but I love you Dan. And I don't think that you would have done what you did if you didn't still have feelings for me. And now there's nothing standing in the way of us.
Dan: Serena, there is no us. There's only you. And now that our parents are splitting up I never have to see you again.
Dan: I'm busy.
Serena: I never meant for you to get caught in the crossfire of my battle with Blair. I deleted the video so no one knows about it and no one got hurt. And please don't act like you're innocent here. I mean it was mutual. We both used each other.
Dan: I was trying to escape my own pain and you were trying to destroy your best friend. Those are two different things.
Don't you see, Dan? The Blair that you're in love with isn't the real Blair. It's the one you created in your book. And she's always loved Chuck. She just used you to get between us because she knew that I loved you.
You look just as beautiful in black as you did in white.
Serena: Blair's dirty work can wait.
Penelope: She fired me. I'm on the way to meet everyone at Michael Jordan's Steak House for the Shepherd's divorce party.
Serena: Alright, well there's been a change of plans. You're not going to that. And neither is Blair. And you and your friends are going to see to it.
Gossip Girl: That's the problem with hired help. They'll work for anyone.
Blair: "I'll never love Chuck again after what he did tonight. He's a monster. He deserves to be alone forever." I was waiting for that one. You happy now? Now that I'm as alone as you are?
Serena: I'm only alone because of you. You had your prince and you had Chuck. You didn't need to take Dan too.
Blair: I didn't take Dan. That's not how relationships work. You would know that if you'd grown up at all since high school.
Serena: Oh come on, Blair. You're the one that can't move on. You're still in love with Chuck and you still won't admit it.
Blair: Get out! I mean it. I want you gone for good. Pack your things.
Serena: You can't hold me responsible for everything bad in your life.
Blair: I can. Because you are. The best time I ever had was when you were gone six years ago. Leave your key with Dorota.
Serena: You knew how important that job was to me. And I was on the verge of getting another one.
Blair: Summer job on a film set versus exposing all my secrets. No, I'm not sorry.
