Carlton: Is this gonna get awkward again?
Shawn and Gus: It already is.

That's my daddy.

I'm so good it's stupid. I'm stupid good.

Oh, and he drives a blueberry.

This is your fault.

"Suck home plate!"

Shawn: Last week you mistook me for Michael Chickless!
Henry: That's because you were dressed like Michael Chickless!

Gus, Don't be Pete Roses's haircut.

I'm so proud of you man!

Really?! Did you see all the pipe I laid to get that?!

Everyone stop what you're doing and pay attention only to me!

October 26th, because this is the month of October.