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Well the plot, unlike your hair, continues to thicken.

Shawn: It's so much bigger than mine.
Henry: It's yours, kid.

I've never had a cause before...

Just because you put syrup on something don't make it pancakes.

Lassiter: How many get out of jail free cards does a guy get?
Shawn: One in Chance, and another in Comminity Chess.

You're saying a dwarf is still at large?

It's time for Gus and I to run into the night now.

Shawn: Where the hell are we?
Gus: When the hell are we?

Shame Your Face!

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