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Fridays 10:00 PM on StarzStaci Spade Quotes
Jack: Why am I so anxious?
Staci: Because you want to be liked. We all do, and we all will.
Willie: Tom didn’t do any favors leavin’ Jack the DWL. He left him a rat's nest to untangle, and he left me with it. I’m just stupid enough to still be standin’ here tryin’ to fix it. You say you need to make it right. Make it right, Staci. Take it all. Tell Jack all about it.
Staci: Jack’s an honest man.
Willie: We’re all honest till we’re not.
Staci: Thomas is a sensitive boy who responded in a way we don’t prefer.
Jack: Thomas got told to go fuck himself. That’s bullying. Thomas taught that bully a life lesson about usin’ threats and fightin’ words.
Principal: There’s no such thing as fighting words, Mr. Spade. Fighting words escalate into a school shooting, and you don’t want that, do you?
Jack: Did you just ask me if I wanted this to escalate to a school shootin’?
Staci: They wanted us to acknowledge that punching was wrong. How could you not read that?
Jack: ‘Cause punchin’ is not always wrong. Listen, are we supposed to live according to principle, or are we just supposed to suck it up?
Staci: We’re supposed to live according to principle and common sense.
Jack: Well, let me know when to use which.
Staci: That's a dramatic entrance. Timmy on the warpath again?
Jack: I didn't hit 'im, so there's that.
Do you remember when we needed a new mattress, and you bought a pyrotechnic system instead?
Jack: That's not fair. You put sex on my mind before church. How dare you?
Staci: Well, after church we can go see a movie. I'll leave my underwear in the car.
Staci: Hey! What'd you decide for the finish?
Jack: Don't matter. It ain't real.
