Gully: Wow, Willie. Wow.
Willie: Wow what?
Gully: What do you mean, wow what? Willie, you’re not hanging up on me, so I am hearing you loud and clear. You want to come work for me.

Ace: Bobby told me the doctor gave him some bad news?
Crystal: The good news is just going to be delayed a bit longer.

Jack: Why am I so anxious?
Staci: Because you want to be liked. We all do, and we all will.

Ace: Jack, the worst thing that ever happened to me happened today.
Jack: Worse than when dad shot himself?
Ace: Second worst. An old guy threw shit at me — into my mouth. I gagged, swallowed some. Horrifying. Giggle if you want to, but the old me would have hit the guy. Wham. Today? Time slowed down. Jack, I’m tellin’ ya. The Condamned has given me access to some self connected self awareness. Challenges like this are normal. Without challenges, how do we know we are growin’?

So jump on the back of this wagon or get the hell out ‘cause we are going to infuse this culture with purpose, fellowship, respect, and only then will we succeed! You got me?!

Bill

Not OK. I hate the chin. You know who the chin guy is? The chin guy’s lazy, self-absorbed. The chin guy can’t even crack open his lips and say hello, Joe.

Bill

Jack: Fuck you.
Gully: Really, Jack? After we’ve come this far, you’re going to crack open a can of fuck you?

Bill: I don’t think you realize. When a person does a thing like you did to me, Willie, that’s a fork in the road. It was one fork when Tom told us he walked out on Turner. It was another fork when he told me you were his valet now, not mine, that you’d suggested that like he was a shootin’ star you wanted to hitch your wagon to, and I’d never do anything. Two forks sends a person real off course from here they were.
Willie: Evidently, it puts them on a plane with their dick out.

All due respect, I’m not some fucking fool Ted Turner has on a chain he can yank whenever he feels like it. Fuck him!

Tom

Crystal: Do you think I should do it?
Willie: No. But I think you should know what’s out there, your offers. I mean, look, if Jack lands a deal with this Continuum guy and it pays off, great, great. We never had this conversation.
Crystal: But even if it doesn’t work out, there’s still the Women’s Division here.
Willie: Yeah, as long as Jack can put together the money to get it goin’.

Willie: [answering the phone] The fuck do you want?
Gully: Don’t you have the prettiest mouth?

Ace: It’s weird havin’ people actually like you.
Jack: Someday, you’ll have to let me know how that feels.

Heels Quotes

Jack: That's not fair. You put sex on my mind before church. How dare you?
Staci: Well, after church we can go see a movie. I'll leave my underwear in the car.

Ace: What? You made cuz I said fuck? They loved it!
Jack: We got kids who come to the show, Ace.
Ace: Yeah. To see me! I mean, listen to that!
Jack: When you're in the ring, you stick to my script.
Ace: Ace! Ace! Ace! Ace! You hear that?