I've got one of my best inspectors compromised maybe you could fake a little concern, for fun.

We're not safe. We're trapped.

What the hell is code pink around here? Sending the guy with the mop to look both ways in the parking lot.

Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.

The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.

Stan: Mary, Congratulations...
Mary: I had sex. It worked. So.

Stan: Mary, I've let this slide long enough waiting for the exact right moment to bring up the elephant in the room. Hmm. I did not just say that.
Mary: Well, it seems like you did.

Delia: So who's throwing the baby shower?
Stan: I don't know Delia. Who's pregnant?
Delia: Oh come on Chief, she's been busting buttons for weeks now.

Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.

The 'Stang is too identifiable. Yes, I said 'Stang.

F.I.S.T. Those Fugitive Investigative Strike Team guys know how to pick a sexy acronym.

In Plain Sight Quotes

Rabbi: Families are like puzzles, they fit together in a certain way, and when one of the pieces are missing it throws everything off.
Mary: Okay, is there a point in there somewhere?
Rabbi: The point? The point is I find people Mary, all kinds of people, no matter how long they have been gone, I find them. So just in case...

One of the most difficult moments in anyone's life is when the fog of childhood lifts and we see for the first time our parents as people.