Stan McQueen Quotes
Season 5, Episode 7: "Sacrificial Lam"
Stan: I've got one of my best inspectors compromised maybe you could fake a little concern, for fun.
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Season 4, Episode 13: "Something Borrowed, Something Blew Up"
Stan: We're not safe. We're trapped.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "A Womb With A View"
Stan: What the hell is code pink around here? Sending the guy with the mop to look both ways in the parking lot.
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Season 4, Episode 10: "Girls, Interrupted"
Stan: She buy it?
Marshall: I think so. She just hung up without a sarcastic comment.
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Season 4, Episode 9: "The Rolling Stones"
Stan: The sign of a healthy compromise. Everybody's pissed.
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Season 4, Episode 8: "Kumar vs. Kumar"
Stan: Mary, Congratulations...
Mary: I had sex. It worked. So.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Stan: Mary, I've let this slide long enough waiting for the exact right moment to bring up the elephant in the room. Hmm. I did not just say that.
Mary: Well, it seems like you did.
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Delia: So who's throwing the baby shower?
Stan: I don't know Delia. Who's pregnant?
Delia: Oh come on Chief, she's been busting buttons for weeks now.
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Season 4, Episode 3: "Love In the Time of Colorado"
Stan: Out foxing the federal government isn't as easy as Jason Bourne makes it look.
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Season 4, Episode 1: "The Art of the Steal"
Stan: The 'Stang is too identifiable. Yes, I said 'Stang.
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