Franklin & Bash

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Infeld: Would you care to join me in getting absolutely squiffed?
Damien: I'm all in.

Jay Z wants to give my eulogy. Please, don't let him tell the Barbados story.

Don't try to peel this onion, you'll only find a plum.

Damien: I'm a lawyer. I'm a very successful lawyer. Why can't you see me that way?
Infeld: I powdered your bottom.

Only a master can trifle with a beast like Rob.

Damien: I was feeling...
Infeld: What? Full of crap.
Damien: I was going to say invincible.

Is the death of honey not important?

Gus use to guard a Ming Dynasty imperial tomb.

Infeld: I hired you boys to shake up the zombie culture but I think you've over-corrected.
Jared: You can't over-correct zombie culture.

If you can't stand being checked into the boards, get off the ice.

We may have lost Damien. I sensed betrayal in his eyes at the urinal this morning.

Never underestimate the power of an apology.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin