Franklin & Bash

Franklin & Bash Quotes

Season 2 Episode 10: "6:50 to SLC"

Stanton: If you can't stand being checked into the boards, get off the ice.
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Peter: The curse of e-mail. You lose the irony.
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Stanton: We may have lost Damien. I sensed betrayal in his eyes at the urinal this morning.
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Damien: To be clear I was only stabbing you in the back because there was no more room in the front.
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Damien: Is it true you lost your bar card?
Peter: Is it true that your mom's on my speed dial?
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Damien: You're bait for a scumbag like Leonard Franklin.
Jared: Hey that's my crappy dad you're trashing.
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Jared: I'm like a ladybug, but tough.
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Jared: It makes you an intern and I need someone to sexually harass and get me coffee on the double.
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Peter: Nice Underoos. Can we go?
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Season 2 Episode 9: "Waiting On a Friend"

Jared: As long as we are on this road together, we'll be alright.
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Jared: Did you come here to dance on our graves because you're early?
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Carmen: I have seen you two get excited by the Land O' Lakes butter girl.
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Jared: You are the Hugh Hefner of wackos.
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Jared: Is this why you went to law school? To bring down fellow lawyers?
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Jared: Saying that Sixteen Candles is a better John Hughes movie than The Breakfast Club? Objectively wrong.
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Emily: The two of you are being accused of misconduct.
Peter: We win most of our cases through misconduct.
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Jared: We fight. We don't run.
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Season 2 Episode 8: "Last Dance"

Infeld: Never underestimate the power of an apology.
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Infeld: He didn't seem to be the brightest crayon in the box.
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Damien: I don't think this is going to blow over. I think this is going to blow up.
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