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The fact that I took our friendship and just crashed it into a pole kills me. It makes me want to do a swan dive into a woodchopper.

Jared

OK, do I have a sign that says I banged Peter's mom on my forehead? Let me rephrase that before you punch a hole through my face.

Jared

Peter: Were your parents ninjas?
Dan: They never said.

Don't try to peel this onion, you'll only find a plum.

Infeld

Franklin and Bash, wrangle your vermin.

Judge

Jared: We were young. Mere chicken tenders.
Peter: But now we're the big cocks of the wok.

You should come with evil theme music.

Jared

Peter: This is insane, even for you.
Jared: Only if you think about it.

Objection your honor, you look far too hot.

Peter

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Peter

You can't rekindle something that was never kindled in the first place.

Peter

Tell you what? Why don't you leave some of your money here and we'll let you know whether it's good or not.

Jared
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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin
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