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Peter: This is insane, even for you.
Jared: Only if you think about it.

Objection your honor, you look far too hot.


You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


You can't rekindle something that was never kindled in the first place.


Tell you what? Why don't you leave some of your money here and we'll let you know whether it's good or not.


Molly: Peter was the smartest kid in our class.
Jared: That must have been some class.

From now on we'll only boil them alive, crack their shells and suck out their insides.


Crack staff you have there on Deep Space 9.


Damien: I'm a lawyer. I'm a very successful lawyer. Why can't you see me that way?
Infeld: I powdered your bottom.

I'm ticked. I'm not peeved. I know the Mary Poppins accent makes you seem smart but I can't believe anyone's still buying it.


Officer: What's that smell?
Jared: We've got a pet skunk.

Men have had their minds blown over women since Eve bit Adam's apple.

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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.


"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

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