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Men have had their minds blown over women since Eve bit Adam's apple.

Peter

We had sex in the Ripley's Believe It or Not museum. Since when do you play it safe?

Ellen

Jared: He's not her type.
Peter: Oh yeah because she couldn't be interested in a fitness freak who gives happy endings for a living.

I didn't join this firm to defend potheads and perverts.

Ellen

Jared: Stealing a wave.
Peter: That's just unCalifornian.

Last time we dared we ended up making out.

Peter

The blackmail thing is kind of ruining the can-do spirit.

Jared

Damien: If you accepted a job with these two street minstrels you must have gotten your degree at a mall kiosk.
Jared: She did. A little kiosk called Stanford.

Don't look him in the eye he'll suck out your soul like a dementor.

Jared

That speech was one third St. Elmo's Fire and two thirds Hunger Games.

Jared

You spoke at career day at my sorority. I still have the beer cozy.

Student

I have a strict no zombie policy in my courtroom.

Judge
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Franklin & Bash Quotes

See that's a talent, sounding like a total asshole even when you're supposedly saying something sincere.

Franklin

"Sorry, sorry. Jean Claude Van Damme marathon last night. Unavoidable.

Franklin
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