Favorite Tanya Skagle Quotes
Don't call me T-Brain! I'm a mother fucking pimp!
My name is Tanya. I am a poet, a temp, and a pimp.
Chair of cinema studies, bull-sh*t. I'm a f*cking baller, Mom.
Tanya: I came to return Horny Patty.
Lenore: Thanks, but this is my dog now... Horny Patrick.
Tanya: When I was a child, I was really prolific. My adolescence was ah, so fertile. I hemorrhaged words.
Pierce: So what stopped the bleeding?
Tanya: I think it was my mother.
Floyd: It was great to see you, Tanya.
Tanya: Well yeah, fuck you, Floyd!
Tanya: It's like my mother always said: I'm too desperate to be liked.
Ray: You're mother said that? That's awful.
Tanya: Let's not go there, Ray.
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.
Tanya: Hi, mom. I'm feeling kinda lonely.
Tany's mother: Are you in the hospital? Never call me this late unless you're in the hospital.
Tanya: It's 8:30.
(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'
Lenore: We all bring strengths to the table. For example, I bring a business head. You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics and Ray brings a big dick. We can be like the Three Musketeers.
Tanya: Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!!
Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
Tanya: Thanks.
