Popular Tanya Skagle Quotes
For a lot of women, happiness and sex are the same.
Tanya: It's like my mother always said: I'm too desperate to be liked.
Ray: You're mother said that? That's awful.
Tanya: Let's not go there, Ray.
Tanya: We're friends, right?
Ray: Strange friends.
Tanya: Hi, mom. I'm feeling kinda lonely.
Tany's mother: Are you in the hospital? Never call me this late unless you're in the hospital.
Tanya: It's 8:30.
Tanya: When I was a child, I was really prolific. My adolescence was ah, so fertile. I hemorrhaged words.
Pierce: So what stopped the bleeding?
Tanya: I think it was my mother.
Floyd: It was great to see you, Tanya.
Tanya: Well yeah, fuck you, Floyd!
Tanya: You mean, Patty the proofreader?
Lenore: Yeah, she's the horniest woman I've ever met. Doing it right there at her desk.
Tanya: No, she was not. She was concentrating.
Lenore: Yeah, concentrating on getting fucked.
Tanya: How come you never called me after that first night? I mean, other than you think that I come too much.
Ray: I think you come perfect. I... I think you come just right.
Tanya: Thanks.
Ray, I don't think it sounds right when you say, 'My kid's a gay.' Just, 'My kid's gay.
(making a sales pitch) I know the economy is collapsing, But heck, when you look back at your life, do you really want to say to yourself, 'Damn it! I was such a fuddy-duddy. I never once paid for sex. Not even once.'
Lenore: We all bring strengths to the table. For example, I bring a business head. You, Tanya, bring a strong sense of ethics and Ray brings a big dick. We can be like the Three Musketeers.
Tanya: Lenore, Ray is my prostitute!!
Women are not just poultry. You can't just grab.
