Sam: I got nobody.
Tara: You got me.

Don't you think being a shape-shifter is something you should tell someone before you sleep with them.

Everyone who's ever been with me has ended up dead. It ain't a long list, but it's a bad one to be on.

Fuck you, you uncle tom! Yeah, I said it!

If heaven does exist, I'm pretty sure Adele Stackhouse would be elected president there.

I just wanna rip these people's heads off and drink their insides.

We're not runnin, no one fu-ks with us in our house.

Tara: What the hell's wrong with you?
Jessica: I are four faerie girls, I'm so f-cked up.

No more blame, forgive yourself, and let me go.

True Blood Quotes

Grandma [about people charging vampires for sex]: Wonder how much one would charge for something like that?
Jason: A thousand bucks.
Sookie: See, now that just makes me sick.
Grandma: I know. What kind of cheap woman could ever do something like that?
Sookie: No it makes me sick that they're getting a thousand bucks to lay there and do nothing while I bust my ass for ten bucks an hour plus tips

Tara [tending bar]: Uh-oh do... do not snap at me. I have a name. And that name is Tara. Isn't that funny a black girl being named after a plantation. No I don't think it's funny at all. In fact it really pisses me off that my momma was either stupid or just plain mean. Which is why you better be nice if you plan on getting a drink tonight.
Customer: Sorry

True Blood Music

  Song Artist
Good Behaviour Powersolo iTunes
Pistol Whip Me Acumen Nation iTunes
Crazed Country Rebel Hank Williams III iTunes