Once Upon a Time
Fridays 8:00 PM on ABCFavorite Regina Mills/The Evil Queen Quotes
I suppose we should go out and see what's killing property values this time.
Ursula: How are you?
Regina: Mostly wondering how a plate of undercooked calamari ended up with the Dark One's cell phone.
Let me be clear, ladies. If you bring up my former sins around my son again, you'll find yourselves across that town line faster than you can say costume jewelry.
Those two might be tactless morons but they couldn't magic their way out of a paper bag.
A whole new generation is getting their happy endings while you sit up her and rot.
I said we needed to meet covertly. Now I see you've brought the entire Charming softball team and their pirate mascot.
Oh please, I was torturing people back when you were still playing with puppies.
Cruella de Vil: Oh, at last. I feel like I've aged a decade waiting for you.
Regina: Well, you certainly look like it.
David: You're not actually considering Cruella's demand to kill the author?
Regina: Of course not. Even if we could find him it wouldn't be half the fun of killing Cruella. Let's see how she likes being made into outerwear.
With Henry's life on the line I need to be around people I trust and right now that's not you.
Emma
Ain't fate a bitch.
How about we make today the day we both beat fate?
