Once Upon a Time

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Once upon a time
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Emma: We were waiting for Hook.
Regina: I don't have time to wait for the handless wonder.

Snow: Regina, if I didn't know any better I'd say you look smitten.
Regina: If I didn't know any better I'd say Haagen Dasz is smitten with your stomach.

You officially have a less damaging relationship with my mother than I do, and you killed her.

Emma: I thought our family was the good guys.
Regina: Life is too messy for it to ever be that simple.

If she wants to kill you she's going to have to go through me.

Regina: I'm not looking for a heart to heart.
Snow: I'm not sure that's physically possible.

Right now I need something to defeat the woman who's puppet mastering your boyfriend.

Zelena: Red apples are so sickly sweet don't you think. People tend to like something sharper.
Regina: And green apples are just bitter.

If he tried to teach you how to swim and you couldn't learn, you drowned.

He's prone to violence, impulsive and has a hook for a hand. What about him would a 12 year old boy not like?

You've already been a rodent Mr. Smee. Does life as a simian interest you as well?

Hook

The number of spells involving baby parts would surprise you.

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Once Upon a Time Quotes

True love isn't easy but it must be fought for because once you find it, it can never be replaced.

Prince Charming

Cruella! I thought I caught a whiff of desperation and gin.

Rumpel