Tina: As your friend, I am thrilled people are seeing your talent. As managing editor, I have to tell you, you're in breach of contract. You're exclusive to Minx.
Richie: Wow. Okay. Good to know.

Tina: Wait, are you shadowing me? Jumped off the Doug bus on to the Tina train?
Bambi: Yes. It's just you're always calm in the eye of the storm. And I got so invested in Club Minx. I just want to be cool like you.
Tina: I don't want to be your role model. I just want to have fun. Why won't anyone let me have fun?

Tina: You're at ninety percent fuck you. You need to bring this down to about ten.
Richie: Only ninety?

Richie: You think anyone else knows how good we are?
Tina: Not a chance.

Constance: Am I supposed to find the baby attractive? Because I do. But is that the intention of the piece?
Tina: Probably best to not think about it too hard.

Tina: Didn't your mama ever teach you how to turn someone down?
Joyce: My mother, no. My mother wasn't around for that kind of stuff.
Tina: That something you want to talk about?
Joyce: No, not really.

Constance: You know, I think you liked me more when I was here less.
Tina: I feel that way about everyone.

Minx Quotes

Richie: Some crazy rich lady tracked me down. Offered me a lot of money to take boudoir shots for her. She wants the Minx touch.
Joyce: What? Richie, no. That's beneath you.
Richie: I'm wearing an apron, ogling my godson. Don't tell me what's beneath me.
Richie:

Reporter: You've had quite the ride, Ms. Prigger. How do you make it look so easy?
Joyce: Well, the real question is, why do men make it look so hard?