Did you know that as a doctor I could diagnose myself as a giant tool?

Tommy: By my rough estimate, you have no had sex in 1839 days, as your wingman I highly recommend Carmen Golden.
Oliver: Which one is she?
Tommy: The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver: What's Twilight?
Tommy: You're so better off not knowing.

Tommy: Why should I trust you?
Oliver: Because you always have.
Tommy: Oliver.

I want one of those tshirts that says my friend was a cast away and all I got was this crappy shirt.

My best friend is getting legally resurrected. I wouldn't miss this for the world.

You know I think losing my fortune is gonna be easier than losing you so why don't we just stop now.

Laurel: You look handsome!
Tommy: I try not to, it just keeps happening.

Tommy: I'm sorry.
Oliver: No, don't apologize.
Tommy: I was angry and I was jealous. I am my father.
Oliver: No, no you're not.
Tommy: Did you kill him?
Oliver: No.
Tommy: Thank you.

I know I called you a murderer, but you are not. You are a hero. You beat the island. You beat my father. So fight, Oliver. Get up and fight back.

Apparently he wants to mend some fences, but thanks to him I can't afford a fence, so I can only assume he has some other agenda.

Everyone is happy you're alive, you wanna see the one person who isn't?

Tommy: You still love her, don't you?
Oliver: It doesn't matter how I feel because what I do, I could never be with her. So you don't have anything to be afraid of she's never ever going to know my secret.
Tommy: It doesn't matter if she knows, I know, and I don't know how to be with Laurel knowing the entire time if she found out who you really are she would choose you.

Arrow Quotes

I thought you took that book off your father's dead body. How could he have been so chatty?

Diggle

She was my sister. I couldn't be angry because she was dead. I couldn't grieve because I was so angry, that's what happens when your sister dies while screwing your boyfriend.

Laurel