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Tuesdays 9:00 PM on The CWPopular Tommy Merlyn Quotes
I want one of those tshirts that says my friend was a cast away and all I got was this crappy shirt.
Everyone is happy you're alive, you wanna see the one person who isn't?
Tommy: By my rough estimate, you have no had sex in 1839 days, as your wingman I highly recommend Carmen Golden.
Oliver: Which one is she?
Tommy: The one that looks like the chick from Twilight.
Oliver: What's Twilight?
Tommy: You're so better off not knowing.
My best friend is getting legally resurrected. I wouldn't miss this for the world.
Who stays mad at a castaway?
Doesn't you going out and having fun violate some kind of law?
I just got a new sports car, thought we could open her up, get a few speeding tickets.
Did you know that as a doctor I could diagnose myself as a giant tool?
You know I think losing my fortune is gonna be easier than losing you so why don't we just stop now.
Apparently he wants to mend some fences, but thanks to him I can't afford a fence, so I can only assume he has some other agenda.
Show me a more dangerous rule breaker than The Hood.
Tommy: Trust my dad to run all the smiles out of the room.
Oliver: He did come by and he did try to act a little "dad like."
