Walter Bishop Quotes (Page 22)
Season 2, Episode 4: "Momentum Deferred"
Walter: Dear, I'm not certain that you're not simply a figment of my imagination.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 3: "Fracture"
Walter: Farnsworth, get my portable chemistry set. This means bodies.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 2: "Night of Desirable Objects"
Peter: That was Olivia. Agent Jessup told her Hughes may have killed his wife and child 17 years ago.
Walter: Oh, finally some good news. I assumes we can dig them up. I haven't had any bodies to examine.
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Walter: The base solution contains human DNA, male, I think. Of course, it's a mutation. Perhaps a whole new stage of human evolution. Wouldn't that be fantastic?
Peter: If we've stumbled up a mutant? No. Fantastic's not the first word that pops into my mind.
Walter: We're all mutants. What's more remarkable is how many of us appear to be normal.
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Peter: How's it going, Walter?
Walter: I plan to urinate in 23 minutes.
Peter: Good to know.
Walter: I'm telling you because I'm going to need help unzipping my fly. I can't feel my hand.
• Rating: Unrated
Sheriff Golightly: Be damned if I know what to make of it.
Walter: Well, we're all victims of our own gene pool. Someone must have peed in yours.
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Astrid: We've been at this for five hours.
Walter: Science is patience.
Astrid: It's also slimy.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 1: "A New Day in the Old Town"
Jessup: Is this you?
Peter: Yeah.. My father recently took a little trip down memory lane, and for no reason has become wildly obsessed with my childhood. He also likes to check and make sure that I'm still breathing when I'm asleep, which is a little creepy.
Walter: Focus, please.
• Rating: Unrated
Walter: Its funny. I love custard, but I hate flan. Which could be an issue of semantics. Or difficulty with the French. Which I doubt, given my near obsession with moules a la creme normande.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Walter: Peter! Peter! They said I can ride in the back with the body. Can I?
Peter: Sure. Of course you can. Stay out of the medications, though. Please.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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