I'm sorry you guys. We aren't in the top ten.

Jesse: I couldn't stay away.
Will: From the show, or her?

Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

It's booty camp time!

Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Glee Quotes

[to Finn] You know, I don't really know what's going to happen between us, but I know that you used to be the guy that would make me feel like the most special girl in the whole world, and it doesn't feel that way anymore. Now it just feels sad and confusing. And the worst part is that it doesn't even feel that bad anymore.

Rachel

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn