Will: We're performing at prom.
Rachel: I'm doing Run, Joey, Run!

It's booty camp time!

Classroom to classroom, door to door, we pushed this stuff like crack and so will we.

Will: What's everyone's favorite song?
Brittany: "My Headband."

Will: Right now, I'm the president of the Celibacy Club.
Holly: That's a waste of some fine man butt.

Will: I'm not following.
Holly: It's Jazzercise, Will. It really isn't that hard.

Finn: What about after we win Nationals?
Will: I'll buy the sparkling cider.

I rode a bull and was thinking of you.

I used to drink a lot when I was their age, mostly to deal with Terri.

Sue: Where's the hate?
Will: Not the point of glee club, Sue.

Will: Who can tell us what an anthem is?
Brittany: The bottom of an ant's pant.
Will: So close.

Tina [to Santana]: Five minutes ago, you said Mr.Schu belonged in a 12 step program.
Will: Wait, what?
Santana: You're addicted to vests.

Glee Quotes

[to Kurt] You know, these Mounds bars are delicious, but you have to eat them. If you just hold them in your hand hoping that you might get to eat them one day, they're going to melt and you'll look like somebody just pooped in your hand. Don't let waiting for things to maybe work out with Blaine turn you into the guy who looks like somebody just pooped in their hand.

Brittany

I just want somebody to love me.

Quinn