Did you cheat? Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One...
ADDISON: "Did you cheat?"
SAM: "Two things I learned back in kindergarden. One, keep your hands to yourself. Two, he who smelt it, dealt it."
ADDISON: "That makes no sense.
SAM: "Yeah, well, you cheatedâ€¦ you cheated on your husband with his best friend. There. Smelt it, dealt it. It works."
ADDISON: "You're using fart logic!"