If Dean Munsch gets her way, Kappa is going to be filled with fatties and ethnics. The fatties will bring their big ol' appetites and you know what those ethnics will bring with them? Weird spices from their home countries. That is a nuclear combination, Ms. B. The weird ethnic spices will send the fatties racing to the bathroom to blow liquid fire out of their huge, swollen bowels. Think of the splash back. Think of the undersides of all of the toilets that YOU'RE going to have to sanitize, Ms. B. I don't want that. I don't want that for you.

Chanel