Scream Queens Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
Chanel #5: You have an amazing skill at telling people what they need to hear.
Chanel Oberlin: I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt? Nobody likes a suck-up, Chanel #5.
Zayday: Hey, girl, can I just ask you... what's up with your outfit?
Gigi: My therapist says I had a traumatic experience that kept part of my psyche forever trapped in the 90's but I'm like, uh, I'll take it!
What fresh hell is this?
Chanel
If Dean Munsch gets her way, Kappa is going to be filled with fatties and ethnics. The fatties will bring their big ol' appetites and you know what those ethnics will bring with them? Weird spices from their home countries. That is a nuclear combination, Ms. B. The weird ethnic spices will send the fatties racing to the bathroom to blow liquid fire out of their huge, swollen bowels. Think of the splash back. Think of the undersides of all of the toilets that YOU'RE going to have to sanitize, Ms. B. I don't want that. I don't want that for you.
Chanel
Chanel: She's dead.
Grace: Well of course she's dead, you just burned her face off!
Chanel: Shut up, you don't die from getting your face burned off.
Zayday: Yes you do!
Chanel: She probably had a heart attack.
Grace: You're an awful person.
Chanel: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty so it doesn't really matter.
