I knew someone would be looking. You always have friends. It's part of who you are.

William

Audrey: What if I can't find this door?
William: You will cease to exist.

Dwight: A Troubled four-year-old?
Nathan: Yeah, I know. We need Audrey back now.

Quinton: You're safe---for now.
Duncan: Good. That means you're safe, too---for now.

My daddy works for the FBI.

Sawyer

Raj: I didn't want anyone to feel bad at the end of the game. Some of those puzzles were really hard. I didn't know who was going to get Penny.
Penny: Run.
Raj: That came out wrong. But you have to admit you had a wonderful time.
Penny: Run to India.

Sheldon: To the planetarium!
Penny: Let's go!
Leonard: To the Tar Pits!
Bernadette: Let's go!
Amy: There's a Neil Diamond concert next month.
Howard: Let's go!

Penny: Oh it's a blowing alley.
Sheldon: Yes. My brain is better than everybody [holds up bowling ball].

So if you want to solve the mystery of who stabbed Koothrappali in the back with the weapon of indifference, it was all of you.

Raj

The upsetting thing about being as educated as I am and as intelligent as I am is that being the First Lady is profoundly boring.

Mellie

Look, it's not too late to pull back. Couldn't we just kill another intern? It wouldn't be that hard. A bad one. The worst one.

Quinn

Mellie: They want to go public.
Cyrus: Aren't you part of 'they' now? One-third of some secret, unholy political trinity.