Quotes
I'm April Ludgate Kvorkian.
April
Ron: We only subscribe to two magazines: Reader's Digest and Ebony. Ebony was a clerical error but it was an interesting year of reading.
Amber: That's it? It was just spur of the moment?
Ryan: Yeah. It was an easy choice to make.
When you tell an Eagletonian they need an oil change, they ask Extra Virgin or White Truffle.
Leslie
She thinks she's so great because she won the Miss Indiana Beauty Pageant. Last year. In office. While pregnant.
Leslie
Look, am I proud of it? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Is it the classiest move? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Would I do it again? Yes, because Eagleton sucks.
Leslie
After what we just shared, you would rather stuff chicken into your mouth than lay with your beautiful girlfriend/fiancee?
Amber
When we're done here, can you braid my hair?
Cristina
Alex: I can have sex!
Cristina: Are the hydraulics not working? I can write a script.
Meredith: An hour and a half at the store to buy milk?
Derek: I think I might have closed my eyes in the store parking lot.
Does she ever sleep with you? Did you guys have sex and it was awful? Was she awful? Were you awful and now you're so ashamed you can't even look at her? Was it weird? Is she a man? Oh, secret penis?!
Cristina
Cristina: Haircut.
Arizona: Yes, you can't just say haircut. You have to say nice haircut. Otherwise, I'll think it's a bad haircut and I'm wearing a dress and I got a haircut because I want to look nice. Do I like nice?
Cristina: You look tense.