Quotes
Mickey: Conor, you a fag?
Conor: I don't think so.
Mickey: I met some stand up fags in prison. Good guys. Tough guys. If one of your little friends wants to give you a blow job, that's fine. A mouth is a mouth. But don't let them f*ck you in that ass. That's how you get sick.
Conor: Thanks Grandpa.
Damien: What are you like secret royalty?
Rachel: Yeah, I'm Princess Khaleesi from the House Targaryon.
Carmen: I'm more comfortable in like, bars.
Rachel: I'm more comfortable in St. Bart's but I work here.
We don't have to believe in psychics. We just have to know the law.
Rachel
Curbside law, Pindy. Indoor furniture found outside is deemed abandoned and free to take.
Peter
Rachel: People fear what they don't understand. Around the office, they call him the devil.
Damien: It's because my first name is Damien.
It's so soft. It feels like I'm sitting on a giant bunny rabbit, that I'm not allergic to.
Pindar
Wow, a white couch. Really, here in the splash zone at Sea World?
Carmen
The last time you guys bet her you ended up nude on TV.
Damien
Not hitting people's why I became a lawyer.
Jared
Whenever there's a pause in the conversation I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
Rico
Girls are horrible snarky monsters. Give me guy friends any day.
Jo