Quotes
The farmer john look really works on you. I wouldn't have thought.
Joss
I have to pee for the nineteenth time today.
Savi
What kind of freaky shrink are you?
April
Alex: Naked guy is gone.
Joss: And he made the bed, how sweet.
My only hope is for us to be happy, healthy and in love forever.
Harry
If you're too sad to hike I totally understand.
Joss
When they're that pretty, generally they're not that interesting.
Joss
Not my finest hour, no, but I'm hardly the only dysfunctional family member. Did Derek tell you he killed me, too? Slashed my throat ear to ear.
Peter
Are you just following the bus, or are you planning on mounting it at some point?
Lydia
Stiles: We shouldn't have come. I knew it. We shouldn't have come.
Scott: We had to. There's safety in numbers.
Stiles: Well, there's also death in numbers. It's called a massacre. A bloodbath. Carnage. Slaughter. Butchery. Wow.
Okay, how dumb do you guys think I am? Nobody goes to prison for stealing beer. Not even really good beer.
Lloyd
It's not a simple yes or no answer. Okay? The cashier was lying on the floor. Dead. I mean, what was I gonna do? Throw a twenty on him and say 'Here ya go, dead guy, that's for the beer. Keep the change.'
Lloyd