Celebrity phones get hacked all the time. Don't put anything on your phone that you don't want in the tabloids.

Connor

He is trading me... to Buffalo. The weather's like Siberia. The team is even colder and they're in the last place in the league. And the women? A Buffalo 10 is like a Manhattan 3. A Buffalo 10 is like a Buffalo.

TK

TK: That looks like my ass.
Rex: That is your ass.

You did everything you could. I know. I was there.

Nico

I have never lost a patient before.

Dani

Would you stop? You live in Malibu. You work for a big law firm. You get to help people like Zack.

Jared

Peter: You''re breaking up with me...on the phone.
Charlie: This isn't easy.
Peter: You're making it sound pretty easy.

Peter: I still can't believe we lost.
Jared: Really, I'm always more surprised when we win.

Tell your client to get his panties out of a wad and play a little baseball.

Judge Regal

Hecklers in the majors are a lot worse. Wait till he goes to Philly.

Peter

Rachel: Ruined semen. You couldn't have an Alabama lawyer try this case.
Hugh: I do have an Alabama lawyer. You.

My overhearing tells me you might end up going to the actual big house.

Evan