Quotes
Jerry, you're talking about a massive war crime. On the off chance that it turns out to be true, people would have to go to prison.
Mac
As a Republican campaign how would we have any experience with bad press. How would we ever build up that part of our immune system?
Cameron
Maggie: If it goes to voicemail after two rings, they saw your name and sent you to voicemail.
Sloan: OK, I have to retrace my entire life now.
Spence: Aren't you going to kiss your son goodbye?
Peri: I'm already in character and she doesn't have kids.
Oh my God, I can't believe the other woman is a dude.
Terri
Grayson: You know you were right about what you said: me being broken.
Parker wanted out, he doesn't get to be the good guy.
Kim
Don't look at me with those eyes, you know it throws me off.
Owen
Okay I'll sneak into the locker room and pose as a man to get evidence. If I put my hair up and take my boobs down, I think I can pass.
Terri
Alan: The secret to happiness is freedom. Here's to your new life Mick.
Mickey: F*ckin good toast, Alan.
Mickey: Claudette. Look at you. You look great.
Claudette: It's nice of you to say that.
Mikey: Black don't crack.
Bunchy: What about me pop?
Mickey: Every relationship is different. Your mother was a great cook.