Congratulations, Professor. I think you've made it to round 2.

President Hathaway

I will never see my home. But, if we win this war, my children's children may one day gaze upon the real Cacherias. That is what I'm fighting for Mr. President.

Cochise

No no. No one said anything about a bubblehead and a damn murderer.

Pope

Anne: What am I thinking? I love you Lexi.
Lexi: I love you too, Mommy.
Anne: Who are you?

The how I'm afraid is not a simple answer even for me.

Cochise

The standard here is gross recklessness, and the DA believes the jury will find your behavior to be really really gross.

Jane

When I was put into this body, she was still wearing granny panties and collecting cat art. She bought drugstore makeup and a wild night out was all night scrabble.

Jane

I'm sorry, just my corset's really tight and I can't breathe.

Jane

It's a turkey. Origami calms me down.

What's this? A swan, a frog, and a crane with a glandular condition? Grayson

Oh my Grayson.

Stacy

"I don't care about photos. I don't care about evidence. My maid was murdered! Who's going to clean it up?

Evelyn

"I think what you people do is heroic. You wash clothes you can't afford. You polish silver you will never dine with. You mop floors for people who don't bother to learn your last names, and still you dare to dream of a better life. I am in awe of your determination to succeed in this great country of ours. That said, if you don't stop screwing my husband, I'm going to have you deported. Comprende?"

Evelyn