Magnus: There's nothing to be ashamed of, Alec.
Alec: I don't know what you are talking about.
Magnus: You will.

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No, Dr. Halstead thinks he knows better than her father.

Mr. Jaffe

Jo: I don't want you to lose sleep over me.
Scott: What if I want to?
Jo: 'Scuse me?
Scott: What if I care about you, Jo?
Jo: Why?

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Clary: Is he going to be alright?
Magnus: I don't know. Does he normally lay like that without moving?

Clary: This whole parabatai thing seems oddly intimate, if you ask me.
Izzy: You don't know the half of it.

Iz, with a body like yours, everything's your color.

Clary

Someone's looking badass.

Jace

I don't know how to explain this. I think these are my people.

Clary

Simon: You don't get to talk to me, Captain America.
Jace: Considering I'm the one with the weapons, I can say what I want.

Don't get me wrong. I'm totally grateful that your friends got me out before the vampires drained me like a Big Gulp, but how well do you know this Jace guy.

Simon

Daniel: It's like the fricking Rose Bowl Parade in here.
Sharon: Well, the prince has a lot of well wishers.
Daniel: Is he gifting David a polo this time? I thought I saw a saddle back there.

We call this the Chicago Med handshake.

Ethan [about a rectal exam]