Alex: I know you believe in honor. There is no honor in what you are about to do.
Hank: That no longer matters.

If you're not gonna be here to handle my calls, Kara, then I suggest you just keep walking and throw yourself off the balcony.

Cat

You've had my back a million times. I've got this one. I'll bring it in.

Kara

Kara: I should have let it eat her.
Hank: It would've. Still might.

I'm worried that humans are rubbing off on you. Stop caring. You're the Devil.

Maze

I'm like walking heroin...very habit forming. It never ends well.

Lucifer

Are you at all aware of how dickish you sound?

Chloe

Children are hideous little creatures. Terrible, taxing burdens.

Lucifer

Cop: Are you trying to bribe me, sir?
Lucifer: Yes, of course.

Amenadiel: You are a mockery of everything divine.
Lucifer: Thank you. Thank you, but lately I've been thinking. Do you think I'm the Devil because I'm inherently evil, or just because dear ol' dad decided I was?

Receptionist: You'll need someone to pick you up, you'll be heavily medicated. Do you have a husband or boyfriend?
Frank: She has both.

You go anywhere near Sean, I will set you on fucking fire.

Fiona