Quotes
I love her, Mrs. Patmore. I am happy and tickled and bursting with pride that she would agree to be my wife. And I want us to live as closely as two people can for the time that remains to us on earth.
Carson
Lord Grantham: I suppose you were a widow after all and not a deb in her first season.
Mary: But it's still not the way your parents would have behaved.
Lord Grantham [laughs]: Oh, I don't know. If you can believe what they write about the Edwardians these days.
Lord Grantham: I can hardly believe it. I used to come here all the time as a boy.
Edith: "Sic transit gloria mundi."
Mary: Will you be as philosophical when it's our turn?
Mary: I'm impressed. My darling papa, transformed into Machiavelli at a touch. Will wonders never cease?
Lord Grantham: Is that a compliment?
I'm sorry, I didn't actually sleep very well. I dreamt a very upsetting musical number.
Galavant
You never handed me the f#cking amulet!
Chef
Can you get cancer from walking because I really feel like my feet are getting cancer.
King Richard
Beer, beer, beer, beer, beer, beer.
Gareth
King Richard: Uncle Keith! Dad said you went to the Enchanted Forest and never came out!
Uncle Keith: Other way around kid.
Off with his shirt!
Enchanted Forest Queen
Though as a feminist, I don't quite need him; Where is my Galavant?
Isabella
Reading's for morons who can't understand pictures.
Gareth