Mrs. Patmore: Have you chosen what you want yet?
Mrs. Hughes: Whatever you think best.
Mrs. Patmore: That doesn't sound like a bride on the brink of wedded bliss!
Mrs. Hughes: It's a long time since I've been on the brink of anything. Except possibly the grave.

Edith: So what happened?
Tom: It's quite simple. I had to go all the way to Boston to figure something out. But that's what I did.
Mary: Well, go on, what was it?
Tom: I learned that Downton is my home. And that you are my family. If I didn't quite know that before I left, I know it now.

A peer in favor of reform. It's like a turkey in favor of Christmas.

Violet

You wanted me to trace the call? Oh, girl, I was jamming!

Tanner

I feel like a princess in an old-fashioned fairy tale. Wait, let me just go drain the lizard.

Angie

You don't understand, I've had 236 partners and I've fallen in love with every single one of them.

Angie

Tribeca, after all we've been through, you can't tell me you don't have feelings for me.

Geils

Give me two minutes, I'm taking a quiz to see what kind of prisoner I am.

Geils

All the pretty horse are eating purple.

Angie

Angie: Geils, go to the beach. You're not cut out for prison.
Geils: People have been telling me that since I was a kid.

We all know how deep cover works! We don't need a long explanation!

Angie

How do you fly a 767?

Atkins (to Siri)