I think I need to hit the pause button and think about what's next for my future.

Phoebe

Trust me, I am just trying to stay in motion because I am afraid if I stop, I will not be able to get going again, ever!

Abby

You passed the GED! That doesn't make you a writer!

Abby

Well, this has certainly become the Abby McCarthy show, hasn't it?

Jo

Her job is going to a prom! Going to a prom? Not a job!

Jake

Abby: You wanna come on Friday?
Harris: Oh my God. Are you asking me to the prom?

If I can inspire women to graduate high school and get an open bar, why not? It's a SheShe win win, right?

Phoebe

It's like wearing a Lamborghini on your finger.

Kyle Richardson

My first impression of Erika is that she looks a little bit like the kind of Barbie I used to play with when I was a little girl, you know, the skirt up her butt and the diamonds and the blond hair. So maybe I can have some fun with her now.

Lisa Vanderpump

I didn't think we could lose.

Captain Yao

It would have been nice to see an ocean on Mars.

Lopez

Who would be insane enough to take on the Donnager in CQB?

Alex