You're small, but you are mighty.

Spencer (to Aria)

Toby: How's Washington?
Spencer: I curse a lot, but it's very therapeutic.

Do you still have nightmares? I do. Three shrinks and a whole lot of prescriptions, but I still have bad dreams.

Mona

If being honest and truthful is so damn purifying, why do I feel like the bottom of somebody's shoe?

Hanna

Jo: So the people out there eat a lot of potatoes. Take it easy. I don't want you comin' back lookin' like Michael Moore.
Jake: Noted.

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Dawes: Why do you care so much what happened to this girl?
Miller: I take my job very seriously.
Dawes: You are a station joke. I did my homework.

Holden: Look, I don't need to trust Fred Johnson. We both have a gun to each others head.
Naomi: So, what is this... goodbye?
Alex: All that's waiting out there for you is more trouble, more death. Why are you so hellbent Holden?
Holden: 'Cause this is my fault.

Holden: A lot of Martians gave their lives getting us onto this ship.
Johnson: In the heat of the battle, they fought to get you off the Donnager?

Dawes: So, let's talk about Julie Mao.
Miller: Is she alive?
Dawes: She chose to be OPA because she believed that what we are fighting for is just.
Miller: You took an innocent kid, forced her to do your dirty work.
Dawes: No, she came to me. Asked me to help her. She knew what she was doing. She was willing to make a sacrifice for us.

You're either some kind of genius Mr. Holden, or you're the luckiest dipshit in the solar system.

Fred Johnson

Abby: This is the new hot eatery? Why is everyone standing?
Harris: It's a social experiment. The owner wants everyone to feel like they're at a party.

It's like mental pork rinds.

Ravi